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If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

the chainsaw syndrome

...just had a dream .I was running with a chainsaw through a maze of...

?by the way, have u ever felt like you're trapped in a maze .u know where u want to go, but just can't get there by walking in straight line... you just have to go around the walls, find your way through the maze they form ?but do you really have to do this ?can't you just cut holes in them and pass through...

.well... !it turns out that the walls are MADE OF PEOPLE ?not that simple anymore ?why the hell not ?just go grab a chainsaw :)



.that's the dream: to grab a mtf chainsaw and just chop my way through !fuck society, fuck religion FUCK YOU !don't just stand here reading this !go grab a chainsaw and join me ??don't have the balls .suit yourself !I'll just cut them up anyway along with the rest of your worthless body, mind and soul when I'l come across you !run !don't fuckin' stand in my way !don't u see I'm running with a CHAINSAW

.some people want happiness, love... a family .they are asorounded by walls and all they want is to become walls themselves .I don't !!!!!!!I just want a motherfuckin' chainsaw

...the blood and guts fall on my face, the screams feel the air .and I feel good .I never felt this god (yep, just one "o", no mistake here) before .no more walls for me to bypass

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.just dreamt of running with a CHAINSAW ...through a MAZE ...whose WALLS .. are made of PEOPLE

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.but wait .there's a sky above .and up there are the eagles... .they feel the smell of blood .they come down from their heights... to feast upon the deadbodies

.so u basically have three choices:
(1) do what almost everybody does: endlesly stroll around the maze, till u eventully become tired and become a living wall yourself, adding to the complexity of THE MAZE
(2) !!!!GRAB A CHAINSAW >:))
or...
(2) grow yourself WINGS !be an EAGLE .just fly over the entire bloody mess .the sky has no walls

...but u see, to fly you need energy, you nead MEAT. from your peacefull heavens, u have to come sooner or later down... to feast upon the bodies ?and where are the bodies from .fro THE MAN WITH THE CHAINSAW, ofcourse .there would be no eagles like you without them... .you need THE MAN WITH THE CHAINSAW !and watch out: don't stay too much on the ground: he may chop you just ass well .hea has the power, he has the chainsaw

.BE(ware of) THE CHAINSAW MAN .it's ur choice whether you read beetween the braces "()" or not :)